Haiku Error Messages

Three things are certain: Everything is gone;
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
-- David Dixon
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
-- David Carlson
 
I'm sorry, there's -- um -- Windows NT crashed.
  insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
-- Owen Mathews
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
-- Peter Rothma
 
Seeing my great fault The code was willing,
  Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
-- Chris Walsh
  It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
-- Barry L. Brumitt
 
Printer not ready. A file that big?
  Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
-- Pat Davis
  It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-- David J. Liszewski
 
Errors have occurred. Server's poor response
  We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
-- Charlie Gibbs
  Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
-- Rik Jespersen
 
Chaos reigns within. Login incorrect.
  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-- Suzie Wagner
  Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
-- Jason Axley
 
This site has been moved. Wind catches lily
  We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
-- Charles Matthews
  scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
-- Nick Sweeney
 
First snow, then silence. ABORTED effort:
  This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
-- Simon Firth
  Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
-- Mike Hagler
 
The Tao that is seen With searching comes loss
  Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
-- Bill Torcaso
  and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
-- Howard Korder
 
Stay the patient course The Web site you seek
  Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
-- David Ansel
  cannot be located but
endless others exist
-- Joy Rothke
 
There is a chasm A crash reduces
  of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
-- Rahul Sonnad
  your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
-- James Lopez
 
To have no errors Yesterday it worked
  Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
-- Brian M. Porter
  Today it is not working
Windows is like that
-- Margaret Segall
 
No keyboard present You step in the stream,
  Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
-- Jim Griffith
  but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
-- Cass Whittington
 
Out of memory. Hal, open the file
  We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
-- Francis Heaney
  Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
-- Jennifer Jo Lane
 
The ten thousand things Having been erased,
  How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
-- Jason Willoughby
  The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
-- Judy Birmingham
 
Rather than a beep Serious error.
  Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
-- Len Dvorkin
  All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-- Ian Hughes